To Hostess Whom I shalt never see ever again

       Dear Hostess,

                               Oh my dear, dear, Hostess. You have always been there for me, with your artery clogging ways. so many you have influenced like that Little Debbie down the street. Though some see your ways as unorthodox, some tried to put you down for your lack in health benefits and your appeal to young obese children. but i will always remember the dear 37 ingredients in your delightful cream filled spongecake. Oh let me recite them all 37 by heart, first your simple white flour that is similar to the complexion of my skin. Next would be that Folic acid, then everyone's favorite Niacin, with pasty dry Riboflavin, along with that oh so heavenly ferrous sulfate ( you know the iron compound) , along with your rarest ingredients sugar&water& Corn syrup, with corn's cousin  High fructose, veggie and animal shortening, Whole eggs, Dextrose, Modified cornstarch, Corn flour, Glucose, Baking soda, Monocalcium phosphate, Sodium acid pyrophosphate, Sweet dairy whey,Soy protein isolate, Calcium caseinate, Sodium caseinate, Soy flour, Salt, and all of those wonderful others which i shall cherish for the rest of the digestion time periods. so i bide you good bye my dear.

                 Sincerely, 
                                Obese Americans
      
                       P.S
                                Due to the depression burdened upon me due to you absences , I am now eating the last of the Twinkies in my house after learning the very (take bite and say in full mouth voice) 
secret ingredient is rat poiso78vgf-waenmjiokucgfyihjklt hbjj

P.P.S 
That was me falling on to the keyboard as if dead.

P.P.P.S 
Dat funny right there. 

P.P.P.P.S
not really :/