To Hostess Whom I shalt never see ever again

       Dear Hostess,

                               Oh my dear, dear, Hostess. You have always been there for me, with your artery clogging ways. so many you have influenced like that Little Debbie down the street. Though some see your ways as unorthodox, some tried to put you down for your lack in health benefits and your appeal to young obese children. but i will always remember the dear 37 ingredients in your delightful cream filled spongecake. Oh let me recite them all 37 by heart, first your simple white flour that is similar to the complexion of my skin. Next would be that Folic acid, then everyone's favorite Niacin, with pasty dry Riboflavin, along with that oh so heavenly ferrous sulfate ( you know the iron compound) , along with your rarest ingredients sugar&water& Corn syrup, with corn's cousin  High fructose, veggie and animal shortening, Whole eggs, Dextrose, Modified cornstarch, Corn flour, Glucose, Baking soda, Monocalcium phosphate, Sodium acid pyrophosphate, Sweet dairy whey,Soy protein isolate, Calcium caseinate, Sodium caseinate, Soy flour, Salt, and all of those wonderful others which i shall cherish for the rest of the digestion time periods. so i bide you good bye my dear.

                 Sincerely, 
                                Obese Americans
      
                       P.S
                                Due to the depression burdened upon me due to you absences , I am now eating the last of the Twinkies in my house after learning the very (take bite and say in full mouth voice) 
secret ingredient is rat poiso78vgf-waenmjiokucgfyihjklt hbjj

P.P.S 
That was me falling on to the keyboard as if dead.

P.P.P.S 
Dat funny right there. 

P.P.P.P.S
not really :/

Influence

 The person that influences me the most is me. I do. I feel that every choice I make an everlasting effect on my life. with such things as religion and family life that shows me what i should do opposed to what i can do. I can do what I want, what ever I want, but it all points back to the one person. me. my life is effected by every last detail I make, every action I take will always effect me. This is why I need to make the right decisions, and choices so i can live the life i want to live, make the right choices, and be happy with what I pick it is normal to have regrets in life, it's okay to make mistakes, but i don't want to look at the sorrows and sadness of my past but instead rather see the happier side of things.

Anywhere

If I could live anywhere I would live in idontknow... I mean ipotado er..... Idaho! that's it! Idaho!
I would like to live in Idaho because, i feel it would assist my ethics and standards, I need being a Mormon and all. In Ohio I feel out numbered, a minority nothing more but a microscopic blotch no scientist notices. meanwhile in Utah I think I would feel over numbered, a good example would be, imagine me as squidward and me living in Utah would be like when squidward moved in to where all the other squidwards live. but in Idaho I feel I would be comfortable, I would have enough fellow members to be my neighbors that my kids would be alright in there growth in the Mormon faith, which is some time suffocated in Ohio and largely exaggerated in Utah. Only issues I could see with Idaho was made aware to me by the movie Napoleon Dynamite, such as fly's landing on every thing I set out side of the refrigerator, or lamas, or crazy nut farmers shooting cows in front of a school bus. but hey it was Hollywood that ruined some of it but heck! IT AIN'T real!
then the very last reason would be wee I do like potatoes.

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If Money Was No Object

If Money Was No Object

My favorite book

 My favorite book would be both be George Orwell's political masterpiece, Animal Farm.
 George Orwell as an author, felt to display the hidden truths behind politics, the hidden truths that they all know but choose to hide in the subconscious to act as if it won't happen. But they know it will.

First I would like to reflect off of Animal Farm. In animal farm there is a farm ran by a drunken, mean farmer. The animals are tired of putting up with such poor treatment so they run him out. After this they begin to form their own line of government, which is all based off of their 7 commandments, the most important commandment out of all of these is "All animals are created equal"
As there government is fully developed we learn that the pigs have taken full control of the farm, over powered if you will, and they soon rewrite the one commandment and add "All animals are created equal but some are more equal than others". This book signifies the treachery of  communism. It shows the people (animals) as tired of there old harsh government and want to try some thing new that says it would support all but turns around and makes it's own rules.

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If you look back over my writing try to do what I want to do “see the art in it” use all of your senses in finding art tast the art in your food, smell the art of lavender and of fresh bread, feel it not just in your hands but in your soul and mind. Take the time, see the art like I said “see art in everything.”

also I just feel I should end this with a few more words, but just remember, someone greater then all of us, created all you see, hear, taste, and feel, and he put it all here for us to enjoy in our short lives.

Amen.

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I want to see art in everything, to see the beauty in life, in a rock, in a movie, in a field, in a video game! I said earlier, that in Robert Frost's poem he talks figuratively about regrets, “There's a barrel I did not fill beside it, and there may be two or three apples I did not pick under some bough”

this quote can indeed reflect on how people feel that they've left things unfinished, some idea some inspiration left unfulfilled due to earthly gain which we all learn in the end it's true worth. But I would saver the moment, just to see the pure beauty of the small examined object. Now don't get me wrong, everyone has regrets, you can not live life truly without regret, saying you can go through life without regret is like saying you can make an omlette without eggs and trust me it's pretty hard to make one eggless. In Robert frost's poem he also talks about how easily death can come he compares it to a woodchucks sleep for hibernation how it can just be so easy to drift way. Let this be a preamble warning to us “Death can come and get you at anytime.” this is why people need to stop and enjoy live live in the moment “slow and easy wins the race” people just need to stop and smell the roses they so speedily planted to please the inlaws. Just enjoy the moment, enjoy life and what it brings.

pt2

In Robert Frost's poem he talks about how he dreams about picking barrels of apples and how he sees miles and miles of apple trees, this can indeed describe how everyone has different dreams and aspirations, they all have personal dreams for one, it would be a dream of fame and fortune, one of a simple life of farming, another would dream of a cure for cancer, I dream to see art in everything, every aspect, in every detail. Frost also goes on to talk about regrets how he feels that he has left things unfulfilled, regrets, most people have regrets because they made a rushed decision and did not think what was more important before they act.

What if money was no object

          In life we look at many objects, I see a chair , I see a movie, I see a face, I see a tree! In life at one point we realize how short it really is, we are not immortal, we live by decades not centuries, we realize it's to fast, and that we need to keep up to stay on the path that we are going, and have been going all our lives “There is no time for this, no time for that” why can't they just sit down and look at a blade of grass, examine it as if it was pleading with you “Hey look at me!” rather than ignoring it, or even worse cutting it down. I want to see art, not something like a pretty picture in a fancy frame, I want art in everything, I want anything to speak to me, yell at me saying “Look at me! Aren't I something!?” an I'll look at it and tell it “Yes! You are something! You are magnificent!” I don't want to take life by the ears and pull it, I want to put my arm around it take it to a movie and ask what he thought and I would tell him the parts I found most artistic about it.

REGRET

 A major event that I regret in my life, and I also wish I could change is a good bye I once gave that to this day I regret. About four years ago me and my family moved from Lakewood to Grafton, then the very next day my grandmother in Cleavland was rushed to the hospital due to a stroke. after that we visited her every other day, on July 6th, we visited her to learn that she had been given a eye patch due to the droopiness of the one side of her face, my final words to her that night were "Next time we see you we'll bring a parrot", and that was it, no hug, no kiss, just a smerkish remark made to this kind women. Then on July 8th, I woke up to my mother's crying, ever since I was a little child and when I could understand the difference between life and death I knew if i ever woke up to my mother's crying it would be to her own mother's death, and unfortunately I was right.

If I could go back the only and very last thing I would do is see my dear grandmother with a sincer hug I would with a firm hold but still gentle to be a hug say "Good Bye"

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Bubsy Collection - JonTron

Bubsy Collection - JonTron - YouTube

Favorite hobby

 My favorite hobby would have to be retro gaming. I hate to tell people about what I do when they ask "What do you collect?" not that it is annoying,  I just hate it when I do tell them, I tend to ramble on about this subject that they most likely have never even heard of, and then I begin to feel awkward that I am going into such detail that this person does not care. But to be honest retro game collecting can be fun, and risky, what do I mean by risky?

Well, I usually get my systems from flea markets, so I sometime have  to be concerned with whether or not the system even works. An other main contributor is the the fact that I fear faultiness, and failure to work is that I have a very,very limited amount of money, so if I buy it from a flea market and  it does not work, wait till next money pay roll comes in! But it worth the find! because once I get a system, a whole new door opens, all these games I can now play! 

See, I don't play to be a hard core gamer, I see video games as an art, an experience, I play for the adventure, not for high score, not for highest kills, but for the thrill of being someone who I'm not, to be a plumber killing helpless turtles, or how to be a kid saving all of time, and etc. 

Bubsy 3-D

For each system I experience different "experiences" for example, in a SNES I can experience the thrill of a 2-D platformer game and bosses with undodgeable attacks, and then in the N64 I can experience "Super Mario 64" a revolutionary game that helped define today's 3-D gameing and how they should be played, then also in the Sega Genesis "Sonic The Hedgehog"  presented speed in a video game, with the PlayStation only then could anyone experience "Busby 3-D!" literally a platformer! (yeah bubsy was a bad idea) But oh! the experience portrayed in the PS2's "Shadow of  Colossus " this game will fill anyone with the ultimate adrenalin rush, as the character climbs up towering beasts to slay them, to save the main character's dying love.

Shadow of Colossus

I could go on but as I said, I hate to ramble, so just remember this, "Video games are a form of art."

What is my favorite music?

 What is my favorite music?

My favorite kind of music would be any music that has unfamiliar sounds, sounds that are not normal sounds to the human ear. they need to have quick comfortable beats, that are easy for me to listen to, slow enough to keep up with and still have it's self to burrow it's self in my head and stay there for a while. The songs need to talk about actions that I would do or deeds that I would agree to do.

Always pay attention to what people listen to in their music's lyrics and to how this defines themas an indivisual can you truely see them do what their singers say?

Also I like to laugh at my music, to find the humor in it, the world is funny as a intelligent man once said "Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling."

 

A great example of comedy

music would be parody (parody:verb;

Produce a humorously exaggerated imitation of a writer, artist, or genre). A great parodist would be my favorite Weird Al Yankovic. Who has done such hist as "Eat it" making fun of Michael Jackson's "Beat it", and "I love rocky road" "Amish paradise" and many, more. so this is my view on music. it's nothing special, nothing artistwicked, it's me, i wanna laugh and be aw inspired and just find it a good song "a good deed in a naughty world." If you will, and still find it appropriately and equally funny and humorous. thank you and good day.

  

child day care

I feel that perhaps the government should provide child day cares for the public, but only available to the working public. How much help indeed it would provide the much needed assistance in a community filled with young couples that just started a family, meanwhile still have a job in the process which can be stressful. to have a local daycare is of course. All paid for by their taxes, and also the ones who don not have children. Parents would no longer be concerned about paying monthly dues dues, and every one pays through taxes for that child's welfare in that environment. most likely those employees would have background checks on drugs, and prison checks. its cheaper than the babysitter who charges $5 bucks an hour, and knowing  our taxes are going to a good cause, that can provide good for a good majority of people. such services made available would be beneficial to the people, and the ever growing American family

i value

I can honestly say I value many things in my life. I do not like to pick favorites, I'm afraid I'll offend someone if I do. One thing I value is my self being, my personal mental welfare is to me a very important thing, it helps me set a mood for my daily life. Another thing I value in my life is home.

 

Home is where the heart is, were I feel safe, I feel welcomed, and at peace in the safe sanctuary which I call home. home also shelters not only me but those who live with me which takes me to my next valued thing, my family. My family is a major component of my everyday ordinary day life, I see this people everyday, talk with them everyday, they are like people but they live in my house and take care of my needs, they feed me, cloth me, teach me, discipline me, all because they love me. no one should go through life life without having loved their family, I'll never wish this upon anyone, respect your family kids because they respect you. 

the move

It was a pleasant drive, down to elkhart Indiana, we talked as we drove, until we finally met our destination, to a little shack. It was a home my grandma had called it for the past two years, until a couple weeks prier. Let me now tell you why we went to this "shack of a house". My grandfather died when i was 6, and two years a ago my grandmother was feeling lonely for a companion, so she met someone whom she liked, and some one who appeared to like her. Until she found out he was bipolar, which was after they were married, before the marriage me and mom thought "No!", grandma thought "Yes!", Dad thought unenthusiastically "Okay."

As time went on my Grandmother became stressed by him, she could never say anything without him intervening, he was stubborn,  forceful, and unkind to my grandmother, then one day as my 2 younger cousins were visiting, they were both accused of eating his Private stash of 2 dark chocolate candy bars, although they both said they didn't he still calmed they did and he then raised his fist and shouted "GET OUT!"
So with that my grandmother packed up my cousins and some clothes for her self and drove to he actual home in Michigan, she staked out there , after dropping off the girls back at home , she came to dad, asked for help to move all of her personal stuff out of his house.
So, as I said we got to his house, moved every thing took a few hours but finally got everything out, with out any trouble thank goodness. we went back to her house unloaded, and now she is safe and spending time with her family.  

sam I am

No, please don't repeat it, no I don't hate it, I find it annoying, distasteful, just so unoriginal, no I don't hate my name, it's just the phrase they put it in, give me some thing tasteful a better sounding phrase, I will not garnish any more than a painful smile,and choke out a chuckle, I find the term unremitting, say it only it only once please, I like Sam, just please don't say Sam I am again. there have been more people named Sam, both from religious and celebrity backgrounds, i get the name is from a book but why not choose a different book it's repetitive, annoying, it's like telling me the same exact story, call me something classic, clever, I get tired of this record, can you think of any thing better? why not find my name in a movie, or a book, just don't say Sam i am again it gives me quite a bore sure you can say Sam i am again, it's not that I'm gonna yell, I'd just rather hear something else, your pick, if you ask "Can I call you Sam i am?" I'll just tell you "should not call me that, I don't care what time it's at, or whether you carry a bat, just please don't call me that same old phrase.

Respect

               

                                   I find the rule "respect" a important rule for both the school and the community in every day life. Yet some people choose to ignore this so called respect to their fellow man and see themselves above others in personality, intelligence, background, and taking every consideration of themselves and exaggerating it to the point to where everyone and everything is beneath their daily standards. Now don't get me wrong, there is a wrong and a right in every action, everyone needs  personal standards, of what to say yes to, and what to turn away. People should not judge one another over one's faults, or ideas, or beliefs, or personal appearance, in all people there is good, there is honesty, there is trust. We can all say we have judged one another, i might think negatively of an elderly man yelling at me for walking on partially dried wet cement when possible his son died from a collision with a cement truck earlier that day. We have all have regrets for judging others under our own egos, but without regret there is no grief, and without grief we would most likely make the same mistake again, we can not go through life without mistakes, but if you do not learn from them the first time then what is the purpose of making them? I believe people should admit their mistakes after all no one is perfect, if people try to point them out, or make more of a deal about them then need be, admit there right, if you make a mistake don't be stubborn and say some thing to get them to be quite, agree with them if you know you are wrong. But you don't need to point out any one Else's faults or mistake, respect them in their mistakes. It's Carma really, respect others so there are compelled to respect you, and others as well.