To Hostess Whom I shalt never see ever again

       Dear Hostess,

                               Oh my dear, dear, Hostess. You have always been there for me, with your artery clogging ways. so many you have influenced like that Little Debbie down the street. Though some see your ways as unorthodox, some tried to put you down for your lack in health benefits and your appeal to young obese children. but i will always remember the dear 37 ingredients in your delightful cream filled spongecake. Oh let me recite them all 37 by heart, first your simple white flour that is similar to the complexion of my skin. Next would be that Folic acid, then everyone's favorite Niacin, with pasty dry Riboflavin, along with that oh so heavenly ferrous sulfate ( you know the iron compound) , along with your rarest ingredients sugar&water& Corn syrup, with corn's cousin  High fructose, veggie and animal shortening, Whole eggs, Dextrose, Modified cornstarch, Corn flour, Glucose, Baking soda, Monocalcium phosphate, Sodium acid pyrophosphate, Sweet dairy whey,Soy protein isolate, Calcium caseinate, Sodium caseinate, Soy flour, Salt, and all of those wonderful others which i shall cherish for the rest of the digestion time periods. so i bide you good bye my dear.

                 Sincerely, 
                                Obese Americans
      
                       P.S
                                Due to the depression burdened upon me due to you absences , I am now eating the last of the Twinkies in my house after learning the very (take bite and say in full mouth voice) 
secret ingredient is rat poiso78vgf-waenmjiokucgfyihjklt hbjj

P.P.S 
That was me falling on to the keyboard as if dead.

P.P.P.S 
Dat funny right there. 

P.P.P.P.S
not really :/

Influence

 The person that influences me the most is me. I do. I feel that every choice I make an everlasting effect on my life. with such things as religion and family life that shows me what i should do opposed to what i can do. I can do what I want, what ever I want, but it all points back to the one person. me. my life is effected by every last detail I make, every action I take will always effect me. This is why I need to make the right decisions, and choices so i can live the life i want to live, make the right choices, and be happy with what I pick it is normal to have regrets in life, it's okay to make mistakes, but i don't want to look at the sorrows and sadness of my past but instead rather see the happier side of things.